Why hello there, fellow scholars.
Let's just get right into this baby, shall we?
This is me.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I live in a city where people don't wear pajamas to class. (Note: This picture clearly does not convey that sentiment).
Actually, pajamas aren't really the half of it. Seriously, peeps - we're all supa tired, I got it. But some of the wardrobe choices I've seen around this joint lately .....Geez louize. Probably explains that "one of the nation's best values in higher education" ranking. Not wearing clothes to class saves a hefty sum.
OK, fine. Over-exaggeration. And seriously, I get it. Dressing up to go to a jam-packed, smelly, squeaky, dirty, dungeon-like oh-my-god-how-is-this-building-still-meeting-building-codes-I'm-pretty-sure-I-just-saw-a-mouse class in Humanities doesn't exactly inspire the fashionista in all of us - least of all myself.
But that's why it's so wonderful when I see someone all decked-out - strutting like it's no big deal that they're only going to College to sit in what I'm pretty sure is some 300-year-old-moldy-chair to read about the fascinating subcategories of sedimentary rock. (No offense, geologists. Go ahead and prove me wrong. Seriously. Please, prove me wrong.)
Anyhow, this is why I decided to compile all of my fashion sightings onto this here web page.
Here, you can find the best that Madison has to offer when it comes to strikingly stylish (or bold) students - and hopefully, be inspired to spruce up the half-off Rose Bowl sweats on occasion -- or at the very least, mildly conscious of the fact that you're not actually a football player for whom such attire might possibly-but-probably-not be acceptable.
(Ok, fine. $18 sweatpants were way too good to pass up - but I promise I'll only wear them on Sundays. And Mondays. And Tuesdays if the laundry-room's full. But that's absolutely it.)
....
((Exceptions granted for blizzards.))
Sometimes I like to pretend that I live in a city where people don't wear pajamas to class. (Note: This picture clearly does not convey that sentiment).
Actually, pajamas aren't really the half of it. Seriously, peeps - we're all supa tired, I got it. But some of the wardrobe choices I've seen around this joint lately .....Geez louize. Probably explains that "one of the nation's best values in higher education" ranking. Not wearing clothes to class saves a hefty sum.
OK, fine. Over-exaggeration. And seriously, I get it. Dressing up to go to a jam-packed, smelly, squeaky, dirty, dungeon-like oh-my-god-how-is-this-building-still-meeting-building-codes-I'm-pretty-sure-I-just-saw-a-mouse class in Humanities doesn't exactly inspire the fashionista in all of us - least of all myself.
But that's why it's so wonderful when I see someone all decked-out - strutting like it's no big deal that they're only going to College to sit in what I'm pretty sure is some 300-year-old-moldy-chair to read about the fascinating subcategories of sedimentary rock. (No offense, geologists. Go ahead and prove me wrong. Seriously. Please, prove me wrong.)
Anyhow, this is why I decided to compile all of my fashion sightings onto this here web page.
Here, you can find the best that Madison has to offer when it comes to strikingly stylish (or bold) students - and hopefully, be inspired to spruce up the half-off Rose Bowl sweats on occasion -- or at the very least, mildly conscious of the fact that you're not actually a football player for whom such attire might possibly-but-probably-not be acceptable.
(Ok, fine. $18 sweatpants were way too good to pass up - but I promise I'll only wear them on Sundays. And Mondays. And Tuesdays if the laundry-room's full. But that's absolutely it.)
....
((Exceptions granted for blizzards.))
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