Crime and Bunishment

Sooooo....

Yesterday was not a good day.

 Not only did I get my iPhone pick-pocketed after blatantly commenting upon the fact that a pick-pocket had just left the metro car ("I wonder if he got anything?" ... yeah), 

but it was maybe 2 degrees out and rainy for the rest of the day. 

I think that's what the Romantics refer to as "pathetic fallacy". 

Anyhow - you can imagine that I was in no mood to play around with any statue-like artwork per my usual idiotic impulses.

Just kidding.

There's nothing a good half-man-half-wall can't fix. Am I right, or am I right?

And if that doesn't do it for you, can I offer you one supple derière ?

How about this one?

top: vintage (nice one), skirt: UO (similar), boots: Franco Sarto

God I'm obnoxious. 

Cheers.


PS: This may be the first time you've been told not to follow a blogger on Instagram (@looksharpsconnie) - but unless Mr. Thief man is grammin' it up, don't expect any of my mind-bogglingly fantastic posts for a few days

PSS: If you're the Mr. Thief who stole my phone and you're reading this ...

well then, universe, I commend you.