Versace at the Ritz.

I'll just pretend like yesterday was no big deal .

That way, I'll convincingly feign the apathy required for that irresistible air of elusiveness. And you'll go on with your day assuming I'm a pseudo-celebrity.

Almost famous.

Except for the fact that I'm still half as cool as Kate Hudson.

OK, maybe one third. 

But give me some credit - I did get to hang with the best of them yesterday. 

Just so long as we're interpreting "hang" in the loosest of ways.

So I present to you my coverage of the hubbub before Versace's much-anticipated fall-winter 2012-13 show, 

coming to you from the Paris Ritz -- uncropped, amateurly charmingly gritty, and fully equipped with 100% of the raw chaos it so eloquently embodied. 

Who's famous here? I'll let you decide.

All photos by me 

Also got to say bonjour to two of my favorite bloggers ever: Hanneli & Candice - who are even more beautiful in person than in print. 

So that's not fair...at all. 

Cheerio. 

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