When Santa Phones It In...

...Or rather, when he high-speed internet connections/mobile apps it in.

Which is more appropro, really, because when was the last time you half-assed anything by way of the telephone?

Neva Patchwork Jacket (super sale - $69)

In fact, I consider a physical phone call to be a pretty huge luxury as far as communication methods are concerned.  

I know I've certainly used my fair share of "sends" to cop out of unsavory situations, 

but I can't say I've ever gone out of my way to dial the phone when canceling last minute. 

This phenomenon is one I attribute to the added difficulty that vocal interaction poses to executing my excuse for when Pride & Prejudice suddenly appears on E! and the mating instincts that should propel me out the door, instead manifest themselves in a hopeless half-jaw-open drooling session aimed at Mr. Darcy.

La Mer Oversized Vintage Watch

Citizens of Humanity Paisley Avedon Skinny ($59!!)

Alas, we all have our vices.

...

So what was this post about again?

Washed Denim Buttondown

UNIQLO Easy Print Legging Trousers

Ah, yes. Vices. 

So when Santa has a particularily poignant P&P moment, he likes to assign his responsibilities to yours truly. 

Luckily, I accept his offer with greedy little paws wide open, and turn to the internet to do a little Christmas elfing of my own.

Read:

 I online shop.

Printed Corduroy Skinny (olive combo)

So Merry Christmas to me!

Above, please find all of the items I've ordered to date. 

Don't judge me. I have a problem. 

Cheers.

PS: What do you have in the mail? Don't lie to me and tell me Black Friday went unsuccumbed to.