...Or rather, when he high-speed internet connections/mobile apps it in.
Which is more appropro, really, because when was the last time you half-assed anything by way of the telephone?
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In fact, I consider a physical phone call to be a pretty huge luxury as far as communication methods are concerned.
I know I've certainly used my fair share of "sends" to cop out of unsavory situations,
but I can't say I've ever gone out of my way to dial the phone when canceling last minute.
This phenomenon is one I attribute to the added difficulty that vocal interaction poses to executing my excuse for when Pride & Prejudice suddenly appears on E! and the mating instincts that should propel me out the door, instead manifest themselves in a hopeless half-jaw-open drooling session aimed at Mr. Darcy.
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|Citizens of Humanity Paisley Avedon Skinny ($59!!)|
Alas, we all have our vices.
So what was this post about again?
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|UNIQLO Easy Print Legging Trousers|
Ah, yes. Vices.
So when Santa has a particularily poignant P&P moment, he likes to assign his responsibilities to yours truly.
Luckily, I accept his offer with greedy little paws wide open, and turn to the internet to do a little Christmas elfing of my own.
I online shop.
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So Merry Christmas to me!
Above, please find all of the items I've ordered to date.
Don't judge me. I have a problem.
PS: What do you have in the mail? Don't lie to me and tell me Black Friday went unsuccumbed to.