I won't lie and tell you that my Instagrams are profound.
Unless, of course, you consider top-down pictures of feet and obnoxious awkward-faced selfies profound.
If this is the case,
then prepare to have your mind blown.
For the rest of you, I can only guarantee a heavy dose of the aforementioned fare, interspersed with a healthy dose of close-ups of random everyday items in awful plebeian attempts at artsyness.
Come join me for the inane ride.