I don't have a lot of qualms with the world
(yes I do)
but when it comes to things that really push my buttons,
I also don't have much tolerance.
...
And Fashion snobs push my buttons.
And not in a cool sexual way.
Alas,
here we have it. . .
Alas,
here we have it. . .
10 Reasons You Know You're A Fashion Snob.
1.
You think that because we like your style, we also like your food.
Unfortunate reality: Oatmeal looks just as much like vomit when you're cool as when you're not.
2.
You use the word "collaboration" daily.
Wearing a pair of Gap jeans is not a collaboration.
It is a purchase
and a subsequent wear.
#TRUTH
3.
You compulsively Twitter-name drop brands
Thank god you linked in @hm.
I'm sure the world's second biggest clothes retailer is thrilled.
4.
Your outfit citations include more subtly-marked "c/o"ed items than purchased ones.
Because somehow receiving 85% of your wardrobe free is now an expected right for those privileged, idolized individuals amongst us.
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5.
You consistently mention "exciting projects" that are "in the works" about which you "cannot talk" but are "dying to share".
Gag me.
8.
You hashtag things without explaining the hashtag.
Or use the word "hashtag" ironically-but-not-really-ironically
Remember when inside-jokes were cool?
9.
You subtitle every close-up shot of your outfit as "Details".
Which would make sense,
if you were a work of art.
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10.
You don't see anything wrong with anything cited in 1-9.
Happy Friday.
Cheers.
haha loved all of this. particularly the hash tag mention because if I could hash tag everything I say #itotallywould
ReplyDeleteI just remembered you forgot to add to this list, I "diy'd my own floral head crown"... :)
ReplyDeletegood one gaby!
Deletethis is 100% amazing. and so true. #5, what is that?! and then it's like a giveaway for a $25 visa gift card. cool #visacollab. thank you for staying above the fray and for always putting into words exactly what we're all thinking!
ReplyDeleteabigail
www.farandwildjewelry.com
LOLOLOL. Cracking me and everyone in the office up ;) 3, 4, & 5...just spot on.
ReplyDeletexoxo Britt
hahahaha this is the best!! oh my god i always #hashtageverything xxx
ReplyDeletehttp://lesimplyclassy.blogspot.com.au/
5 & 9= my favorite.
ReplyDeleteSO funny.
Scathing and sarcastic, but still doesn't come off as sour....and it's making me love you even more! I honestly don't even look at blogs like this. I can't even take it.
xo
ashley
www.thephotogramps.blogspot.com
LOL, great post!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tributetothetribe.com
oh my goodness...number 1 has me on the floor. seriously. and this is funny because it's so true....and i have to shamelessly admit i'm a bit guilty of #hashtagoveruse.
ReplyDeletehee hee.
shall we plan our #collab for the summer? i'm thinking i'll be in madison jun 17th...
xo
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