10 Reasons You Know You're A Fashion Snob.

I don't have a lot of qualms with the world

(yes I do)

but when it comes to things that really push my buttons, 

I also don't have much tolerance. 

...

And Fashion snobs push my buttons. 

All of my buttons. 

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And not in a cool sexual way. 


Alas, 
here we have it. . . 

10 Reasons You Know You're A Fashion Snob. 

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1. 

You think that because we like your style, we also like your food. 

Unfortunate reality: Oatmeal looks just as much like vomit when you're cool as when you're not. 

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2. 

You use the word "collaboration" daily. 

Wearing a pair of Gap jeans is not a collaboration. 

It is a purchase

and a subsequent wear. 

#TRUTH

3. 

You compulsively Twitter-name drop brands

Thank god you linked in @hm. 

I'm sure the world's second biggest clothes retailer is thrilled. 

4. 

Your outfit citations include more subtly-marked "c/o"ed items than purchased ones.

Because somehow receiving 85% of your wardrobe free is now an expected right for those privileged, idolized individuals amongst us.

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5. 

You consistently mention "exciting projects" that are "in the works" about which you "cannot talk" but are "dying to share". 

Gag me. 

6. 

You refer to your fashion blog readers possessively. 

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7. 

You think, and explicitly state, that you are "humble"

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8. 

You hashtag things without explaining the hashtag. 

Or use the word "hashtag" ironically-but-not-really-ironically

Remember when inside-jokes were cool?

And how you simultaneously had braces and a #trainingbra? 

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9. 

You subtitle every close-up shot of your outfit as "Details".

Which would make sense, 

if you were a work of art. 

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10. 

You don't see anything wrong with anything cited in 1-9. 

Happy Friday. 

Cheers.