Dressing Like Dead People

So, I'm trying out this new thing,

where I dress in a random theme

and then throw the word "chic" after it, in hopes that maybe I'll fool people into thinking  that it's cool.

Today...

it's "Medieval" chic.

That's right folks. 

Fresh off the jousting horse.

The thing is, I'm relatively close to giving up entirely on the inventing something new thing. 

When it comes to outside-of-the-box thinking,

it seems I'm quite limited.

As an alternative, I've decided to just cover my bases by wearing everything old and uncool that appeals to me and mocking it ironically in hopes that one day, one of my made-up trends will result in a cultural phenomenon towards Gabby-esque style.

blouse: vintage (cool etsy one), jeans: UO, shoes: Tildon via Nordstrom (Sale!),  metallic headband: Anthro

And by Gabby-esque style, I just mean 

style that follows no logic whatsoever while simultaneously garnering the weirdest of stares.

slash honks.

I mean...c'mon people.

at least do me the honor of a facetious whistle.

Anyhoo,

What era should I slaughter next?

Cheers.

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