Just Around the Fendi Bend.

If the 2014 resort collections seen so far have anything to show us,

it's that we should expect a helluvalot more of the same shenanigans.

Back & white,

bold prints,

patterned onesie-esque ensembles, 

sportswear . . . 

This whole sporty-futuristic-pajama thing we've got going on here doesn't seem to have a definite end in sight. 

Which is fine, I guess, if you're resigned to dressing like a high school athletic team member from 2053. 

If, however, you're like me, and have as much of an affinity for leather, suede and structure as you do for the mesh, stripes and sag of our current state, 

you might be as obsessed as I am with Fendi's Resort 2014 collection.  

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Best of both worlds, baby.

I mean....

Pocahontas 

meets teen boy basketball player 

meets casual Friday future sexy secretary

meets Pocahonas.

Did I mention Pocahontas?

Fer realz, though. 

This stuff has modern day Poci all over it. 

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And of course this isn't my current Facebook picture. 

psh

**cue painfully awkward laugh**

Cheers.