How to Look Cool in a Hospital.

If you flitted across 
my usually annoyingly active Facebook page recently, 
you may have noticed that, since Thursday, 
I've been in a bit of a rut.

Both figuratively and literally, I guess, 

if you consider that the rut that my derière was slowly but steadily creating was in fact into my increasingly uncomfortable hospital bed.

Because that's right, folks,

I was finally committed.

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PSYCH.

well, half psyche.

Thursday evening on my way down to imbibe a wee bit of Thursday-night-requisite alcohol,

I (as Aragorn's favorite orc would put it) "took a little tumble", and was henceforth committed into the unfortunate world that is the IV/bedpan/sponge bath-laden land of the less fortunate....limbed?

Ok. Admittedly pushin' it on the alliteration front.

Anyhow, believe it or not, I was not in fact walking around in high heels, but boring non-worthy flats, when on Thursday, I so strangely fell and 
broke. my. hip. 

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Yeah. I know.

Like that same hip that 
90-year-old women break.

homegirl needs to upppp her calcium intakeeee.
wha whaa

And though I really really wanted to look all feminine and gentle like this : 

I really really did not look all feminine and gentle like this. 

So you can imagine what kind of daydreaming took place during my 4 day stay in fashion's hell hole. 

It goes a lil' somn' somn' like this . . . 

hospital gown gal

compression sock style

x-ray pants perfection

nurse shoe chic

All images via Polyvore - my #2 coping mechanism, 
after candy

Cheers