Men's Fashion Week Mimicry, Midwestern Dad Style

So,

though I'm home and essentially immobile for a few more days,

it seems that I simply cannot stop taking pictures of myself.

Apparently, even the fact that "myself" right now consists of masses of unwashed hair, awkwardly swollen limbs, and various bruised extremeties - my extreme narcissism continues to hold strong.

It's good to know my immaturity has such a good work ethic.

Anyhoo, in light of the Spring 2014 menswear fashion updates filtering through Style.com,

(and also in light of the fact that my mom packed like, two things, when we left to head for my parent's house),

I thought it would be an incredibly apropros time to raid my father's closet and demonstrate, once again, my ability to imitate a few of the latest looks courtesy of my slightly (very) reluctant dad.

So, I present to you my own unofficial, really amateur, unprofessional, and wholly unqualified version of Rag & Bone to Reality. . .