Put Your Pants Back On.

Now that we've finally reached summer

Or, as we call it in Wisconsin,
that one really warm week that we all skipped work.

I thought, "What better time than to do a blog post on Pants!!"

free people (+ my mother's exact words: "Look like homeless pants!")

Why?

Well, first of all: My recent hip fracture/surgery/idiocy has resulted in, not only a nice big bandage/scar/overall grossness,

but also a right leg that is oh, I'd say, a good 1.5-1.9 times larger than the left.

And though I could proceed to embrace this deformity Phantom style, with one single leg masked in white plaster sexiness,

I won't.

No, I'll succumb to semi-socially acceptable symmetry, but only so long as it's balanced by the perfect portion of weird.

balmain

That's right folks. That means NO JEANS.

Let's just take a breather from the denim onslaught of late. Not that I'm not fond of the fact that somehow heels are now able to negate the fact that we're essentially wearing the garb of a homeless man.

But everyone needs some variety every once in a while...am I right?

I'm right.

And so I present to you,

A Series of Pant Options for When You Break Your Right Leg or Just Decide That Shorts Are Really Really Never Going to be Flattering for Your Body Type and Also for Some Reason Don't Want to Wear Jeans.