Hobo-esque Holidays

Lots of people (nobody) ask me every day:

Dear Gabby,

How do you dress up for the holidays?

My short answer is….[[drumroll please]]….

I don't.

But really. Who wants to roll on the floor unpacking gifts and playing with your cousin's slightly obese but super cute dog when sausaged-into last years too-tight black pencil skirt adjusting that ever-sinking crotch of your 11-year old self's last remaining pair of ill-fitting nylons?

NO. BO. DY.

Nobody.

So what's a comfort-loving chronically casual kid to do?

Forgo fashion of all sorts?

Well, maybe. But you could also have fun with the idea of sparkle and just screw with sequins, shiny stuff, and santa-esque colors in the most unflattering of ways.

See below:

Ready to get weird and scare away your boyfriend's family?

You're welcome. 

Cheers.