Trends trends trends.
That's what FW is about, right?
Let's narrow down everything, splice out the outliers, and narrowly define the season by a few key looks.
They're big, folks. Literally, figurately, liguratively. They say 3's a trend, so ... what's like 500?
2. Giant turtles
turtlenecks, guys. heads outta the gutter.
always overexaggerated, always make me want to change out of whatever I'm wearing asap.
3. Thick belts.
Because if you can breathe, you're an idiot.
4. Slits in skirts.
Pneumonia? Who cares!
5. Not tucking in your shirt
Big fan of this one, if only because it means food babies are able to go a little less noticed.
Also, tucking in shirts is hard.
Whether or not it's faux or real is beyond this narcissist's purview, but I do know that it was in nearly every show I saw. Especially around necks.
But mainly the see-through and 100% impractical kind
8. Hokey hats
Once reserved for phony photo shoots,
these wide-brimmed and slightly costume-esque hats are making a comeback.
So obviously this season we'll be very focused on practicality.