FOMO is a lie

Fashion people really like saying "FOMO". 

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As in, 
"The Met Gala's tonight. I am suffering some maj(or) FOMO." 

Which is a very fashion person-y thing to do-
pretend like you're important and such.

Because here's the thing: 
It's not F(ear)O(f)M(issing)O(out), if you're 100% GUARANTEED 
not to be there. 
(which, yes, holds true even if you say it in a super raspy obnoxious fashion voice while doing that whole melodramatic-but-dead-in-the-eyes expression thing). 

See, "FOMO" leads us to believe that, though afforded the opportunity to join in on these particular proceedings, you - due to prior commitments/alternate plans/a lack of desire - have chosen to not participate, and now you regretfully fear what you might have missed. 

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Which, if we're considering something like, say, the Met Gala, might be true for all of like, Beyonce, Anna Wintour, and maybe a handful of current designer muses. 

Otherwise known as NOT YOU. 

So, let's chill on the compulsive "FOMO" usage and appreciate it for what it is: 

Certainty Of Missing Out. Or Absolutely Guaranteed Exclusion, if you're feeling particularly pessimistic. 

COMO & AGE? I think that's something we can work with. 

Cheers.

PS: FOMO Horror Movie Trailer, for your viewing pleasure: