When I hear "insta-sculpt",
I think,
all the muscles,
none of the work.
I think,
no annoying grunting men gyrating at the gym.
I think,
no stupid "no-carb"/no-patience/ima-kill-the-next-person-that-bumps-into-me-diet
I think,
no craving a hot-chocolate at 11pm and having to deny myself.
But jeans? I don't necessarily think jeans.
UNTIL NOW.
(said in voice of epically dramatic male motion picture announcer)
When I picked out these DL1961 jeans, I had no idea that they'd hug me and caress me so tenderly.
I did, however, know that they looked cool, were high-waisted, and were in a wash called "Paris"- which sold me like, 110%. Because I'm annoying and cliche.
Only upon receiving said jeans did I realize that they were, in fact, scientifically proven (#INSTASCULPT, y'all) to make me not look like I fill half of my coffee with creamer every morning.
Because I do.
French vanilla.
errday.
98% shape retention
360° movement
Microsculpting technology
Lift Butt
XFIT Lyrca® stretch.....
So obviously I decided to test run them in various scenarious all around New York including, but not limited to, being grungy on a Sunday, going to work on a Monday, going out on a Friday/any day, and going back home to Wisconsin and apple picking which I haven't done yet but plan to do in my dreams so it still counts.
360° movement
Microsculpting technology
Lift Butt
XFIT Lyrca® stretch.....
So obviously I decided to test run them in various scenarious all around New York including, but not limited to, being grungy on a Sunday, going to work on a Monday, going out on a Friday/any day, and going back home to Wisconsin and apple picking which I haven't done yet but plan to do in my dreams so it still counts.
Proof that a pair of light wash jeans are fantastic and conversional and do not need to be limited to the weekends.
If proof counts as me doing it daily. Which it should.
Thoughts? Light wash jeans? Insta-sculpt technology?
#wouldyouwearit?
#doyouwearit?
#hashtaghashtag
Cheers.
Photos & vid by Joey Pasion
mmmm I want a pair! Pumpkins spice lattes together soon maybe?
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