I Got These Jeans Because I Like Pumpkin Lattes // #DL1961 #Instasculpt

When I hear "insta-sculpt",

I think positive thoughts.

I think,

all the muscles,

none of the work.

I think,

no annoying grunting men gyrating at the gym.

I think,

no stupid "no-carb"/no-patience/ima-kill-the-next-person-that-bumps-into-me-diet

I think,

no craving a hot-chocolate at 11pm and having to deny myself.

But jeans? I don't necessarily think jeans.

UNTIL NOW.

(said in voice of epically dramatic male motion picture announcer)

When I picked out these DL1961 jeans, I had no idea that they'd hug me and caress me so tenderly.

I did, however, know that they looked cool, were high-waisted, and were in a wash called "Paris"- which sold me like, 110%. Because I'm annoying and cliche.

Only upon receiving said jeans did I realize that they were, in fact, scientifically proven (#INSTASCULPT, y'all) to make me not look like I fill half of my coffee with creamer every morning.

Because I do.

French vanilla.

errday.

98% shape retention
360° movement
Microsculpting technology
Lift Butt
XFIT Lyrca® stretch.....

So obviously I decided to test run them in various scenarious all around New York including, but not limited to, being grungy on a Sunday, going to work on a Monday, going out on a Friday/any day, and going back home to Wisconsin and apple picking which I haven't done yet but plan to do in my dreams so it still counts.