dangggggg
I'm behind.
Like, months behind.
Like, someone died and got eaten by their cat behind.
It's just that, I lead such an overall thrilling life that, it's difficult to take time to ramble and whine about my sartorial qualms on this here hardly-populated platform.
ALAS
I am here.
I am rambling.
I am whining.
So let's not waste time reminiscing about times not had, and instead proceed to recap those that were.
Despite my recent semblance of death, I have, in fact, been around and moving and gaining an inordinate amount of weight due to stress and lack of sleep and ... bagels. #is4aday2many?
#jkjk
#notjkjk
Most recently, I lent my ample donk to the likes of Lucky Magazine & Polyvore for a little #collabcollabcollab in which I wore a really tight white skirt, squeezed into a limited edition Mary Katrantzou jacket, and maneuvered my feet into heels that were so painful I think I still may be suffering the loss of feeling in the upper quadrant of my left pinky toe.
We were Google imaging "Giraffe Manor" - Do it. Your life will change
Fashion is pain, y'all. That's what I always tell nobody.
Fashion is pain, y'all. That's what I always tell nobody.
I know there's a lot of shakeup w/ Luckymag right now, but (*fingers crossed*) the official edition should be coming out in a few days. Until then, let's look at some keWl piX taken by my BFF photog superhero, Joey Pasion who randomly happened to have his studio in the same building in which we were doing the shoot follows me around to document every moment of my non-stop thrilling life, as we were goofing off BTS.
#world's fattest fingers
#bagels?
#bagels.
Don't worry.
I'll let you know if/when my butt runs in print.
You know me — always lookin out for you.
Cheers.
Photos by Joey Pasion.
View the full blog post on the experience from Polyvore, here.
Special congrats to @rosemaryandlace, @laurencbb, @neon-fox, & @saminay84
View the full blog post on the experience from Polyvore, here.
Special congrats to @rosemaryandlace, @laurencbb, @neon-fox, & @saminay84
GAB you're going to be in print?! That's so exciting! (For all I know, you've been in print before and I'm sitting over here freaking out like a weirdo. whoops...)
ReplyDeleteI loved the title of this post--self deprecation for the win, amiright?
You look fantastic, regardless of your thoughts over your "ample donk", and I hope that NYC is treating you kindly. I, too, would eat infinite bagels if I could, but alas bread does its evil magic on all of my round places... 😔
Anyway, I'm going to put down my coffee so that I can function like a normal person maybe for once and I can't wait to see you in Lucky! Have a great Tuesday xx